Fluxy's Flabbergastorys

Once upon a time in a land far far away...well ok no it was just around the corner behind the old grocer next to Henry's place..Actually no it was Henry's mothers place cause Henry's mum kicked Henry's Dad out cause she busted him having sexy time with the door stop but we won't go into that, anyway just there near Henry's Mums place there lived a lively but very camp wood elf named Neil and he lived in an old sock in which had red and brown stripes which wasn't that fashionable at the time but made a comeback in the mid seventies along side flares. So Neil the Wood Elf really really liked to eat corn flakes in a big way to the point that everyone thought that he wouldn't be able to live without them. Well one day Neil forgot to buy cornflakes for the next days breakfast...and died...the end